Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed

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Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

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What do you do with epileptic lettuce?

You make a seizure salad.

What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.