What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!

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Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed

What do you do with epileptic lettuce?

You make a seizure salad.

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What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

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Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

A: The vegetable garden.

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!