How does she tell them apart?

Their last names.

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How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so."

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What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names