How does she tell them apart?

Their last names.

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Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

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What were their names?

Hot and Cold.

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "