Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

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Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

Awoman Jokes More Awoman Jokes

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

Hymn Jokes More Hymn Jokes

Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.