Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

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How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

What did the windmill say to the windmill engineer?

I'm a big fan of your work

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What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists