Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.

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What did the decorators say when they went to church?

Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.