Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

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Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

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What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

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Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross