Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

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Why dont't feminists go to church?

They can't stand saying "amen"

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.