Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

Why did the melons get married in a church?

Because they cantaloupe.

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How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

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How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.