Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

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What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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What do you call a hypocritical member of the church of Latter Day Saints?

an oxy-mormon. or, all of them.

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

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Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

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What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern