Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

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because he wasn't a fungi!

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he lost interest

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He wasn't properly heir conditioned.

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

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Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!