Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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Why did the melons get married in a church?

Because they cantaloupe.

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

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Why did Prince William lose his cool?

He wasn't properly heir conditioned.

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

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What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men