Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

Who's there ! Candace ! Candace who ?

Candace with love !

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...