Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

Why dont't feminists go to church?

They can't stand saying "amen"

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Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

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Why Should You Never Marry A Tennis Player?

Because love means nothing to them!

Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.

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Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

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Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.