Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.