Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What is a bachelor's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe