Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have well planned weddings ?

They can'telope !

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...