Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

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more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

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Because she had a pun in the oven!

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Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

What's a nun's favorite fruit?

cantaloupe