Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

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Why does everyone love cats?

A: They're purr-fect!

Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.

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How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.