Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

What's the hottest hotel in Vegas?

The Cosmopolitan