Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.