Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

What does Tupak Shakur have in common with Lethal Weapon 4?

Both were shot in Vegas

What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!