Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why couldn't the melons get married?

Because they can't elope.

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.