Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

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Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Why couldn't the melons get married?

Because they can't elope.

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What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.