Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

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Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.