Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

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Why did the melons have a big wedding?

Well, they cantaloupe

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.