Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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What is a bachelor's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What's a nun's favorite fruit?

cantaloupe

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.