Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

What's the worst thing about ancient history class?

The teachers tend to Babylon.

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Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.