Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

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Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe