Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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What do you call a sterile fruit?

A cantaloupe.

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp