What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

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Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

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What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.