What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

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What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

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What letter never satisfies it's wife?

The quick E

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

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Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.