Because the they have an excuse to buy hose
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It's just what we tend to do
They tend to be shells of their former selves
They tend to be mean.
Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper
Grow away.
A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
A VeterinArian.
He grabs a hoe.
The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.
They're not trigger errors.
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Because at any moment they could bleet out
They both tend to shoot up schools.
They cantaloupe
Waterboarding.
'Where is the bar tended?'
The teachers tend to Babylon.
So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.
Horror-scopes!
Take his spade away.
Your fence.
He could really get into the vaultz.
During PRIME time!
They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.
Can we still be cousins?"
When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!
A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.
Cells are found inside plants.
Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."
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tatious.
Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.
