Because the they have an excuse to buy hose
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It's just what we tend to do
They tend to be shells of their former selves
They tend to be mean.
Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper
Grow away.
A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
A VeterinArian.
He grabs a hoe.
The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.
They're not trigger errors.
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Because at any moment they could bleet out
They both tend to shoot up schools.
They cantaloupe
Waterboarding.
'Where is the bar tended?'
The teachers tend to Babylon.
You get a cobbler!
Because he got hit by a car
Toucan.
Because it's probably your bike
Shell fish......
Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.
Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL
An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars
One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny
Restaurants have better servers.
You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far
Jose & Hose-B
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
It raises their shellfish steam.
He wanted to double his prophets.
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...