Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

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Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who's the friendliest person at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

What is a stalkers favorite part of a hospital?

the I see you.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."