Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

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Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."