Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

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Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who's the friendliest person at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.