Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

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What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?

The hip Doctor!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

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What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out