Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

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Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.