Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

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A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What is the most deadliest breakfast?

Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out