Moment Jokes

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

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What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

What is the most deadliest breakfast?

Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas