How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.

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Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.