How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's ten inches long and white?

Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

What does a shaved otter look like?

Odder... Sorry

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."