What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

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How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

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What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham