What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

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Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

How do you make a pool table laugh?

Jiggle its balls

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham