What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Why was the tallest man in the world troubled?

Because he had no one to look up to.

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

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What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

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What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.