What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos?

Looking sharp.

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Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!