What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos?

Looking sharp.

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What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!