You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P
Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb
Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.
Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
