You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.
They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane
When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.
Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
