How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

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What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

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What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

Who's there ! Coffin ! Coffin who ?

Coffin and spluttering !