How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

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What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.