What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

Executioner Jokes More Executioner Jokes

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.