What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What did "O" said to "Q"?

Dude, your is hanging out"

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What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

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Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!