What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

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Why do straight white girls always hang out in odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even Like. Omg.

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With a Nine Inch Nail.

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What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

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Reply to her message within a minute

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What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

How does the executioner like his coffee?

Decap

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What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."