What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

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Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.