What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

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Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

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Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.