Neil Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.