Neil Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb ?

1 or 2 ? 1... or 2...

What do you call 2 lambs dating?

A relationSHEEP.

Compose Jokes More Compose Jokes

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How do you get a drummer off of your porch?

pay for the pizza.

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did the Fonz die?

Ayyyds

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

Bing Bong Jokes More Bing Bong Jokes

Who's the most forgettable Disney/Pixar character?

Bing-Bong

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.