What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

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What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

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Why doesnt ray charles see his friends ?

Because he is married .

What do you call an eskimo with no friends?

An iglooser

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What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

What do you do for a frog with a belly ache?

Rubbit.

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !