A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.
Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.
One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.
Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.
Rib it...duh!
Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.
What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog
Sony Playstation
