What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

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What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

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What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.