What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

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What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.