Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party?

A paper jam

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Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay