Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

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Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

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How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.