Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

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Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

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What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

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Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!