How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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Kissing strangers.

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Because they hate Turkey

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May I take your order?"

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They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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They both have problems with delivery.

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The library, because it has the most stories.

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Two large planes

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.