How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

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What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.

What do you get when you order a JFK?

An americano with an extra shot

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

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How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.