How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

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They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

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A mar tiny.

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

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hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

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Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

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Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.