How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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They both have problems with delivery.

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Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.