How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

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Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

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What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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How tall are the twin towers?

9" 11

What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget