How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

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They both have problems with delivery.

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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How tall are the twin towers?

9" 11

Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)