I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.
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because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)
He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.
Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget
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