How tall are the twin towers?

9" 11

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How are genders like the twin towers?

There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.