What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

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What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

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Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

Where do poor Italians live?

A spaghetto.

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What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

What do wives and shingles have in common?

if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.