What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

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What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

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What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

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What is 667?

The neighbor of the beast.

How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.