What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

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Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

What makes me want to lose the will to live?

r/Jokes!

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What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order