What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

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What did the horse say to the one-legged jockey?

How're ye gettin' on

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor