What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

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Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

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Where my dogs at "

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What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

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neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.