What language do cats speak?

Catonese

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What is a parrot's favorite game ?

Hide and Speak !

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

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Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

x-post /r/puns Scotch.

What language do teapots speak?

Teabrew.