What language do cats speak?

Catonese

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How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

What do you see as your biggest weakness?

ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself

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What did the one cat say to the other cat?

I'm not feline too good.

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.