What language do cats speak?

Catonese

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.