How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

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Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

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What language do they speak in Cuba ?

Cubic !

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

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What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

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What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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Who's yo daddy?

Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same lol

How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow