How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

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Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what

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What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ?

Clare your throat before you speak !

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What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....