How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

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What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

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What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

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Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

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What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit