How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

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When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

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Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

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What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant

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What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.