How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

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Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

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What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!