What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

American Jokes More American Jokes

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

Brit Jokes More Brit Jokes

How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

200 Mile Jokes More 200 Mile Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.