Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.
No idea man, im just flying the drone.
Blue, you racists
Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.
Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.
He was snowden
My record is 21 years.
After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.
If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
By long distance.
Because they can't hold it for the next person.
None. They just move out of the house.
