What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

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What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

What's the difference between a High School girls track team and a tribe of pigmy?

Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.

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What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

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How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?

Because it is in tents

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What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter