What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

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What's the difference between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point.

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The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

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Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

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Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.