What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

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What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

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What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

What's Charlie Sheens middle name?

Washingma Charlie Washingma Sheen