What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a blonde dude?

The blonde has a higher sperm count.

Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

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How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.