What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

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Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

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Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

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Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!