What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

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Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!

What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.