What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

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What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

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What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

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What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

ROLAIDS

How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.