What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

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Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

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What grocery store does Charlie Sheen frequently visit?

Rite Aid

What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

ROLAIDS