Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

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What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

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How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.