Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Why was the pun so offensive?

It was homophonic.

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Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.