Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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What do you call a funny baked good?

a pun

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

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Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

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How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.