What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

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What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

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What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

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What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."