What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

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What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy?

Blunt Trauma

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

What did the pencil say?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

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What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

A: She went looking for the three guys.

What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.