If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.
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Buy high sell higher.
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
High Street, of course.
The steaks were getting too damn high.
Double jointed.
He was running on fumes.
They are both green and get smoked in bowls!
The "steaks" get higher
Marijuana
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My Mexican neighbor
Blunt Trauma
Cheech Marinade!
He Shanghai.
Because the steaks were too high!
Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.
Stoner!
Both of them smoke the leafs
moo-dicinal
High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)
A free-LOTR
He needed more Elba room.
He invested before it was cool.
at the stock market
They peng-win
Red, because it runs the most.
Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!
Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.
Because the trees break wind.
An obliga-tree.
Because they won't stop to ask directions.
You take away his EBT card.
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