What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

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How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy?

Blunt Trauma

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

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How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."