What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

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What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips