What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

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What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"