What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.