What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

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What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

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Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.