What do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?

Nothing, somebody already told her twice"

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What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff?

Eileen Dover...

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?

Nothing, somebody already told her twice"

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.