What do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?

Nothing, somebody already told her twice"

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What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

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What do you call somebody after you give them a noogie?

A knucklehead.

What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?

Nobody knows!