What do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?

Nothing, somebody already told her twice"

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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

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How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in?

A timely manor.