What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in?

A timely manor.

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What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.

What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

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What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?

Nothing, somebody already told her twice"