Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

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Whats the difference between Outlaws and Mother-in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted.

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

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What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds?

There's 20 of them

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

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Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !