So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"
A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.
A Toy-Yoda
Thats nuts
A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.
Believe in reincarnation.
A: A red bucket in disguise.
Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.
Those who understand binary and those who don't
A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
WEEEEEEEEEE!
Their best
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
Escargot stolen.
