What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

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What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

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What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight?

Go straight for the juggler.

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

Slug Jokes More Slug Jokes

Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether