What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

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What happened to the cold jellyfish ?

It set !

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

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Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

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Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!