What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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What are snails trying to do?

Their best

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

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What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.

Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!