What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

Previous Random Joke Next
Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Why is school in Mexico a lot harder?

Because they have a lot of ese's

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"