What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

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Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

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What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

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How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.