What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

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What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

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What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

Whats a mexicans favorite type basketball?

Juan on Juan