What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

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What's the most popular sport in Mexico?

Cross-country.

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

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What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

What does he say at baptism?

Another Juan