What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

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Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

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What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.