Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

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What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.