Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

What do you call Squidward's Protest Group in Mexico?

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.