Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What do you call Squidward's Protest Group in Mexico?

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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"