Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

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How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)