Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

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Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

What was Jesus's favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.