Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

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Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

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Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!