Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

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What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

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What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

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Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'