Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

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What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!