Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

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Why is it wrong to be on the left?

Because it's not right.

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

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Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'